My Girlfriend Is a Bore. Doesn't Bother Me!
Now you know for sure that old bats only give us pain in the neck while great sense of humour is considered a hugely important quality in a person by the majority of human beings. It's true both in life and love. The latter, however, has certain delicate points that require dwelling upon in more detail.
Scientists have arrived at a conclusion that when a woman chooses a man out of the vast variety of male human and 'inhuman' beings, she pays very careful attention to whether her potential soulmates can boast great sense of humour or not. Men – on the contrary – are usually slightly scared away by ladies who possess an outstanding talent of a comedian.
An exciting experiment was conducted by psychologists recently. A group of people were shown photos of equally attractive people of opposite sex. When showing a photo, the scientists accompanied it with a brief description of a person in the picture. One of the two descriptions was very humorous, another was very dry and even sounded somewhat official. Out of the two people participants of the experiment were to choose one person who would fit them as a lovepartner.
It appeared that both male and female participants were positively impressed with the 'witty ones' portraying them as very easy going, funny but not very intellectual, reliable and decent partners. Nevertheless, most women have chosen the non-intellectual but entertaining type to potentially have relationships with, while male participants preferred 'serious' girls.
What does the whole thing indicate at? First – women are less interested in a man's intellectual potential as opposed to his ability to make them smile (a concept which is too broad and obvious to illustrate what else it may imply).
The second thing the experiment shows is the fact that male representatives of our universal nation see a witty woman as the potential threat which can attack their fragile brain and devour it the first time they see her. Sense of humour is a man's prerogative in men's point of view. They want their sweethearts to laugh at their jokes much more than to crack their own ones. Frankly speaking, the latter variant is hardly ever acceptable my witty ladies, keep it in mind if you please. Most likely you will have to sacrifice your sense of humour if you really appreciate your relationship with your man. Only unique (the chosen) ones can tolerate a superwitty woman by their side. That's why immediately stand in front of the biggest mirror in your apartment and start practicing natural laughter, your soulmate won't forgive you your seriousness at them historic moments of bombarding you with his excellent sense of humour.
According to merciless statistics, there do exist brave men in our society of fragile representatives of male sex, but even they prefer to deal with witty gals only when this deal deals with sex. One-night-stand being the key word... Sad sad statistics, but oh well, guess we witty ladies won't die if we switch to cracking jokes with co-females only!